I'll have to admit the real reason I bought a 10 pound ham, beyond "I'd never done it before" cop-out, was to have enough meat to make as many ham sandwiches as I could possibly stomach in a week. Sure, that Boar's Head Black Forest ham can stuff a hero, but thick slabs of real, brown sugar encrusted ham exist on an entirely different plane of pleasure. And for three days I had enormous sandwiches smeared with an excess of Dijon mustard, real crisp pickles, and swiss cheese actually from Switzerland. It was a glorious week.
Unfortunately, that doesn't make for much culinary excitement, and by the third lunch I had tired of it myself and realized I needed a fresh approach to this sandwich institution. But I couldn't really figure out exactly what a ham sandwich needed. I could add some roast pork and make a Cuban, but I didn't need to be roasting any other pig products. I could make an open face sandwich. Maybe I could put come tooth picks in each sandwich. It was about this time I started to bore myself to death.
Then Abby caught wind of croque-monsieur, an affordable Parisian classic. It's essentially just a ham sandwich with a cheese sauce, all cooked to a golden brown. The sandwich is such a staple that the government has regulated a set price for the sandwich, making it more affordable. Since the low price dissuades owners from using the best ingredients, illegal, high-quality croque-monsieurs have popped up around the city, possibly making this the most scandalous ham sandwich on earth.
So, of course, I needed to make one.
This could all be a glorious lie, and if you happen to live in Paris and know the truth about the croque-monsieur, I would sure like to know.
Fortunately, making this in your own home is less incriminating, though it does take some time. And by the end you'll be wondering why you need to spend this much of your life constructing a ham sandwich. But they are decadent in a way a regular ham sandwich simply can't compete with.
Every single recipe I looked at was different, so I wouldn't worry too much about making an authentic one, though there might be a proper way. Most do suggest using Gruyere, but I all I had was swiss. There also seems to be an opinion about whether the sauce goes on top or inside the sandwich. I choose the outside for no particular reason. You can also fry and egg and place it on top and call the sandwich a Croque-Madame, but that sounded like too much excitement to me.
Croque-Monsieur

Makes four sandwiches.
- 1 tablespoons unsalted butter
- 1 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 cup milk
- 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
- 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
- 1 cup of swiss cheese chopped
- 4 slices of swiss cheese
- 1/4 cup of grated Parmesan
- 8 slices bread
- Dijon mustard
- a pound or two of ham slices (whatever it takes)
Adapted from the Barefoot Contessa.
Heat the butter over medium heat. When it's melted throw in the flour and whisk until thickened.
Remove from heat and add the milk, cheeses, salt, and pepper. Whisk vigorously until combined.
Toast the slices of bread. Then construct the sandwiches. Spread the mustard on the slices of bread, then add the slices of ham and cheese.
Place the sandwiches onto a baking sheet. Pour a little of the cheese mixture on top of each sandwich. Turn on the broiler.
Place in the broiler until they slightly brown on top. This all depends on your broiler. In mine it took less than minute. I'd check every 30 seconds or so. I came dangerously close to the edge.
Serve whole or slice in two at whatever angle you deem fit. This definitely more of a fork and knife sandwich, though the adventurous can dive right in.
















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IF your not burnt out on ham use the bone to make split pea soup
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please! eat some vegetables! sorry guys but you need to ease up on the animals and the fat, i know your young but, jezz, how could you not be dreaming of fresh raw fruit and veggies? trust me your colon will be happy., sorry, but it;s hard to stomach. try a juice cleanse or something, perhaps you can master some healthy foods now, i think your blog is great but try something that will not lead to disease : )
I just returned from France and I'm not sure about the fixed price thing as we saw the croque listed at various prices but one thing never changed – this sandwich is mouth watering and we are all craving it! The cream cheese goes in the middle which makes the inside soft and creamy although I am sure yours tasted just as well.
I enjoyed reading your article about it! Thanks!
mmmmm, yummmy!
great recipe, but a few tips:
add a spot of nutmeg to the sauce, it brings it to life. Put the sauce inside the sandwich and put grated cheese+mustard+creme fraiche on the top.
Use white bread – french 'pain de mie' if possible (slightly cakey, made with milk and sugar). Put the whole thing in the oven – it will dry out the bread a little, but if you've been generous with the sauce this will be ok (in fact it will create a bigger contrast).
Serve with Batavia lettuce and lots of mustard vinaigrette.
Oh, PLEASE, will all the crazy people out there STOP saying they are "re-born christians"! Stop giving the rest of the sane Christian community (those that do NOT hate everyone outside of their own christian community) a bad name and reputation! I am so sick of hearing about "christian" gay-bashers, and all other "christian" haters of all kinds! Since when does the bible teach hate?!!!!???!!! IT SIMPLY DOESN'T! So, please, for the serious love of God, STOP HATING people that God has directly COMMANDED His people to LOVE!
My sincere apologies, on behalf of God and His true followers/friends, to the blog host and all other people out there who do not deserve to be accused of or hated because of differing beliefs.
PS- I love your site! Keep up the great work!
Oh you wacky straight people! Get over it and just eat the ham sandwich! Thanks to S. for some sanity…
I just want to say that it is fun reading all of your comments. I do not know how you got from the sandwich to Christ to gay to antichrist and back to the sandwich. From Chiffonade to Koosh you guys crack me up. you need to stop taking life to serious than it becomes stressfull and unhealthy. Have a laugh or two it is the best remedy. Thank for the giggles.
P.S. The real LOL (lol)
i must say, this is a FABULOUS ham sandwhich. i don't even think that it should be called a ham sandwhich, because the name groups it with the Oscar Meyer and Stony Field creations of brown bag lunches. Simply, simply delicious………
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wow, this took a turn… yummy sandwich though
That is a mighty sandwich!